Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap.

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.

He said all you need is to write them a song.

They haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along.
No, don’t sing along!
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowyyyyy!
And Rachel and Chandler, (…….) …glander!”
Happy holidays, everybody!

(via transponsters)